210

I’ve done it again,
I’ve got another double chin.

I feel tight in my skin,
I guess I’ll never be thin.

I’m the butt of every joke,
Can you pass me the coke?

I do it every time,
I’ll take a slice of key lime.

My body swelled up,
I couldn’t fit in my pants.

I never ate that much,
I didn’t get the chance.

DNA played a part,
Then I added my own.

My body's like jell-o,
My heart like a stone.

I’m tired of their talk,
I think I’ll take a short walk.

A run never hurt, 
‘til my knees hit the dirt.

Heart beats fast in my chest,
I just need a rest.

I’ve done it again,
I guess I’ll never be thin;
There’s nothing wrong with weighing 210.